swargiy_jai ([info]swargiy_jai) wrote,
@ 2004-11-25 22:34:00
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.. aur maa(l) jaisi bhabhi blogging karne lagi
"aaj main oopar, aasman niche" yeh gana mera dil aaj ga raha hain, jhum oota hain.

kyun bole to aapun ko aapun ka jani dushman [info]gabbar mil gaya aur phir aapun ki maal bhabhi [info]tangewaali bhi mil gayi.
Isse aur sunhera din kya ho sakta hain. Ab hume humari bhabhi ji ki haath ki garam garam rotiyan aur aaloo ki sabji khaneko milegi.

Waise humhe chichen bahut pasand hain, par humari bhabhi non-veg murgiyonka chicken nahin banati.

Khair, main ek chai peene jata hun ..

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[info]bhavanar
2004-11-25 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Desperately need some enlightenment on you people's Sholay screenplay.

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[info]aaj_veeru
2004-11-26 08:01 am UTC (link)
There is none - that is the point. All us Sholay alumni are getting together at [info]aaj_sholay. If you know any of us, please tell them to start blogging and let all the others know ;-)

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[info]shahar_ka_lion
2004-11-26 10:53 am UTC (link)
What is this Sholay thing?

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[info]swargiy_jai
2004-11-28 10:04 am UTC (link)
"saara ramgarh muze jai ke naam se janata hain", ajit sahab kya haal hain, aaj rasta kaise chunk gaye.

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[info]shahar_ka_lion
2004-11-28 10:35 am UTC (link)
Are you Jai or Inspector Vijay - maybe he is a long lost brother of yours. Your faces and haircuts are very similar.

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[info]lalit
2004-11-29 06:30 am UTC (link)
mona baby, lion ko samjhao ki confuse na hove.. lion of the city, if u want to get rid of your confusion then look into some commentary on 'kudrat ka karishma' ... u will understand the 'vidhi ka vidhan' behind this

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[info]swargiy_jai
2004-11-29 10:58 am UTC (link)
abe gadhe main Jai hun, tu lagta hain mereko AB se compare kar raha hain,

use lambu jeeraf ke sath muze compare mat kar.aur Robert ke kya haal hain, aur Micheal JaiKishan ki cycle puncture to nahin huyi. Aaj kal woh pedru ke baar pe nahin dikhta hain.

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[info]shahar_ka_lion
2004-11-29 11:09 am UTC (link)
Who is AB? Ajit Boss? Voh to main hoon. Aur Jai ko Ajit Boss se compare karna would be an honour to Jai.

Michael Jaikishan has become a moongphaliwallah at Dharwad railway station - he has gone hightech and bought the phrase "Dharwad peda with Moonghphali" on Yahoo and Google Adwords.

If anyone is unfortunate enough to search for that phrase, he will see Jaikishan's smiling face with 28 missing teeth - he only has his wisdom teeth. How he eats any leftover peanuts that he cant sell during the day, I dont know - it must need very precise chewing skills.

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[info]lalit
2004-11-28 06:22 am UTC (link)
arre phir maza hi kya reh jayega isme.. i wld like to suggest something... aap bhi koi role pakkad lijiye... basanti to aa gayi hain, bachi hain radha ji, basanti ki mausi, aur dhanno ...

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[info]bhavanar
2004-11-28 06:29 am UTC (link)
Haan you're right. I'll have to figure your plots on my own. I'm terrible at acting and don't even remember Sholay in so much detail. So you better fill the remaining cast with the other people! I'll enjoy being the audience. :)

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ki farak painda
[info]lalit
2004-11-28 08:43 am UTC (link)
how many times have u watched sholay... i have watched it only once and that too a long time ago, when i was in 6/7th class but got to remember some the unforgettable scenes of 'sholay' due to it grand popularity and also have watched a hell lot of skits since childhood... waise bhi isme acting ki jaroorat hi kya hai( in logon ko agar acting aati to yeh yahan pe thodi hote)... i guess what u need to do is to bring out some kind of un-professional creativity(yeh to har kisi me hota hai) and humour(iski bhi jyada zaroorat nahin padegi) and try to remain somewhere aound the context

and also dont worry figuring out whos who bcos i too dont know who they are after some descent effort... yeh secret hai jo khair, kisiko pata nahi chalna chahiye, warna sabki naukri pe aanch aa sakti hai ;))

meri baat ki jaa rahi to ek baat batana chahunga, mera dream role koi aur le chuka hai, gabbar ka, khair "chalta hai, sapna toota hai to dil kabhi jalta hai, haan thoda dard hua par chalta hai"... is liye tab se maine decide kiya ki main kabhi kisi character ka role nahin karunga, i will only do the role of a critic ;)

now u dont tell that u also lost ur dream role, bcos that would sound like a damn lie :D ... and if u dont like any of the characters i suggested u can other characters like samba, kalia or may be some off-screen fugures like Ramesh Sippy, choreographer P L Raj, music diro RD sahab, or may be some missed characters like Danny who was initially chosen to be gabbar and sanjeev kumar who was supposed to be veeru but due to dharampal ji ... etc

anyways from the behaviour of the ppl it seems that all are friendly ppl and good natured ppl and once u join the sholay fraternity everybody will definitely help u in getting accustomed to ur role, kisi ne agar madad nahi ki to 'maein hoon na'

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Re: ki farak painda
[info]aaj_veeru
2004-11-28 10:38 am UTC (link)
Sahi pakda lalit dude.

The idea is just to have fun. See some of my earliest posts for the sort of nonsense I was aiming at. Then another friend suggested we go the whole hog and have a group of people doing roles and in an unrelated event, [info]swargiy_jai materialized. And then the rest of them were easy to ... ahem... "find".

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[info]swargiy_jai
2004-11-28 10:10 am UTC (link)
Bhavana ji aap pareshan mat hoyiyega, jaise Verru bhaiya bol hi chunke hain. "No enlightenment in this so called screenplay"

Waise yeh satyaghatna par aadharit kahani hain, koi zuti, manghatit dastan nahin hain

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[info]soormabhopali
2004-11-26 05:32 am UTC (link)
Arre jai bhai.. mein bhi aa gaya blogging karne idddhar.. jai si krishna.

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[info]aaj_veeru
2004-11-26 06:06 am UTC (link)
Soorma bhai, hum community mein jaana chahte hain.

Aur AAP ko bhi saath mein le jana chahte hain. Please join [info]aaj_sholay - sent an invite.

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[info]swargiy_jai
2004-11-28 10:07 am UTC (link)
surma, tu kya abhibhi logonko humari zuti kahaniyan sunata hain.
Abhi kya aap Bhopal shift ho gaye, humare Veeru bhi bhopal se hain,
arre arre darana nahin Barkatulla Khan University me padhne ke bad woh sudhar gaya hain .

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[info]soormabhopali
2004-12-02 12:54 pm UTC (link)
nahi jai bhai, aap logon ne joh mujhe seekh di uske baad meine galat kaam chod diya. mein bhi bhopal gaya, vaha se varanasi ko shift ho gaya aur itne der mein mamu logon ne pakad li. ab miloonga veeru se kisi din.

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[info]lalit
2004-11-28 06:11 am UTC (link)
jaidev, u dog, dont stare at bhabhi with dirty eye-sight ... i know after going to swarg u missed radha ji a lot and i guess that has brought a change in your disposition towards women which was not evidently present when u and radha ji lived together in ramgarh

and also tangewaali, arre apni basanti bhabhi jisko veeru bhaiya frustia gaye to dhanno dhanno karke pukarte hain, is a punjaban, so she will not cook 'garam garam rotiyan aur aaloo ki sabji' but u shld expect more of aloo de parathe aur mango da acchar or may be sarson da whatever

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[info]swargiy_jai
2004-11-28 10:01 am UTC (link)
arre woh 'l' kisne jod liya.

Arre Basanthi bhabhi ko main kaise buri nazar se dekh sakata hun.
aur rahi "aaloo de parate" aur "mango de aachar" ki baat, uske jagad me hum lage huyen hain

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[info]handsfreethakur
2004-11-28 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Jai, yeh kya bol rahe ho? Yaad nahin, shaadi ke baad tumko [info]aaj_veeru aaya ki kaam dilaane waala tha? Tabhi to tum mausiji ko ek dum jhakaas stori sunaaya? Tumhare liye koi roti banaane wali thi to woh tumhari widow lover thi

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chup be
[info]tangewaali
2004-11-29 05:28 am UTC (link)
thakur saheb, its only due to you that ram-lakhan kinda my veeru and jai got themselves into a hell lot of trouble and jai lost his life.. if it had not been u, we five(including radha be'n and mausi) could have eloped from ramgarh in a boat after the water-tank incident... and then we could gone to a city and started a new life... it was ur bhishm pratigyan and stupid ego that brought all the wrath on us... i wished gabbar had cut ur tongue also before u cld say such

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Re: chup be
[info]swargiy_jai
2004-11-29 06:03 am UTC (link)
Bhabhiji is budhau ko kyun dant rahi hain, waise bhi woh chand dino ka mehman hain .

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Re: chup be
[info]aaj_veeru
2004-11-29 09:44 am UTC (link)
I hope we five would have not have been like the Pandavas.

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thanks for welcoming me in such a delighted manner :">
[info]tangewaali
2004-11-29 05:16 am UTC (link)
yun to mai non-veg murgiyon ka chicken nahi banati kyun ki mausi ne banana sikhayi nahi hai... but i can make chicken out of veg-murgiyan( ha ha ha)

aur jaidev bhaiya i dont make chai, but i will serve u 2 glass of 357 ml of lassi

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[info]aaj_veeru
2004-11-29 09:43 am UTC (link)
Oye Basanti, ghar mein ek shauhar baitha hai - how about 2-by-357ml for patidev?

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[info]swargiy_jai
2004-11-29 11:01 am UTC (link)
Bhabhijee ko humesha shouhar se jyada devar se pyar hota hain. Aakhir aaya banaeke liye kuch maska to marna padega.

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[info]aaj_veeru
2004-11-29 11:11 am UTC (link)
Apni biwi pe lagana ye funda ki voh apne devar se pyar kare.

Hamare khandaan mein aisa nahin hota. Of course, khandaan ka abhi pata nahin chala hai, but you know what I mean.

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stop jhagadna
[info]lalit
2004-11-29 11:20 am UTC (link)
lagta tum dono ambani pair se influence ho gaye ho

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Re: stop jhagadna
[info]swargiy_jai
2004-11-29 01:11 pm UTC (link)
nahin yaar, yeh to Bhayiyonka pyar hain. Khuda kare sabko aise bhabhee mile.
Hum dono Ambani bhayiyonse waise bahut "Reli(ence)able" hain.

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[info]swargiy_jai
2004-11-29 01:08 pm UTC (link)
arre bhaiya, aap hume galat samze.

Har bhabhee ke liye devar to bete saman hota hain, aur hamari bhabhee poori bharatiya naari hain.

Khandan to ab hume batana hain.

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[info]aaj_veeru
2004-11-29 03:03 pm UTC (link)
Oye Jai hero, naaraz mat ho... Main apne Khandaan ki baat kar raha tha - a reference to your proposal for ME to Mausiji when you said "(Veeru ke) Khandan ka aisa hai hi pata chalte hi aapko taar kar denge". The remark was not directed at YOU!

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[info]tangewaali
2004-11-29 01:09 pm UTC (link)
arre jai ko gaali kyun dete ho.. i have always considered him as my son

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[info]aaj_veeru
2004-11-29 03:01 pm UTC (link)
Are chill yar [info]tangewaali, main apne Khandaan ki baat kar raha tha - a reference to [info]swargiy_jai's proposal for us when he said "(Veeru ke) Khandan ka aisa hai hi pata chalte hi aapko taar kar denge". The remark was not directed at Jai.

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[info]tangewaali
2004-11-29 02:31 pm UTC (link)
ghar me baithhe baithhe kya kar rahe.. go and do some work.. else how i am going to sustain the house's oven

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2008-05-15 11:27 pm UTC (link)

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Hello
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2008-08-25 10:53 pm UTC (link)
I'm new here, just wanted to say hello and introduce myself.

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