Yeh dosti hum nahin todenge

Shahid Kreena kissing Rain

2004-12-16T09:20:07Z

Last rumour I heard was about Shahid Kareena kissing in Rain in December in Bombay, I know this is false as no no rains ins Mumbai during december.

Click Here

http://web.mid-day.com/ArticleImages/images44/kareena-shahid-kiss1.jpg
DO u think this photo is morphed ??. Sorry I could not get the Video.

Yesterday night I saw something written on my hand "I love Tina", its same like people wrote "Tera bap chor hain" on AB , I think this fundamentaly wrong as wot they think f my hand. This is not "Historical Building" or "Public Bus" or "Bus stand" to write "Karan love Shahid" and "Kareena loves Shahi" and all that kind of stuff.

Bhai log ka panga

2004-12-06T12:49:10Z

I hope u know that panag happening between some "Bhai logs" from mumbai. No not those bhai logs who takes 'supari and all', these are real bhais, and unfortunately they never got parted in "kumbh-ka-mela" (would have been better, I hate voilence).

Now u see here one bhai asking for his "jaydaat ka hissa" and he is "giving offers which cant be rejected"
http://www.rediff.com/money/2004/dec/06ril.htm

Wild boar curry for lunch

2004-11-30T08:56:41Z

Had a nice lunch of gabbar special dish wild boar curry, sadly no Helan around. Had two pegs of "Black Dog whisky" (Do not misunderstand it with hot breverage which that dogs blood sucker aaj_veeru likes) .It was good, waise to main darru nahin pita, kyunke darru pine se dimak kharab hota hain, I mean lever kharab hota hain, waise main pita nahi. Ek dost ki shadi pe gaya tha wahan 4 bottle pee li thi aur ..zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............

.. aur maa(l) jaisi bhabhi blogging karne lagi

2004-11-25T17:27:06Z

"aaj main oopar, aasman niche" yeh gana mera dil aaj ga raha hain, jhum oota hain.

kyun bole to aapun ko aapun ka jani dushman gabbar mil gaya aur phir aapun ki maal bhabhi tangewaali bhi mil gayi.
Isse aur sunhera din kya ho sakta hain. Ab hume humari bhabhi ji ki haath ki garam garam rotiyan aur aaloo ki sabji khaneko milegi.

Waise humhe chichen bahut pasand hain, par humari bhabhi non-veg murgiyonka chicken nahin banati.

Khair, main ek chai peene jata hun ..

Recruitment ad

2004-11-24T12:44:03Z

Looking for bright looking ladies in teens to be apointed as Apsaras
Age no bar in case of Bollywood actresses.

Educational Qualification: SSC pass
Renumeration: Highest in industry
technical Skills: Dancing, singing, experinec as bar tender will be added advantage

.. aur maine Gabbar ka resume forward kiya hain

2004-11-23T07:20:23Z

Yahan swarg me attrition rate bahut bad gaya hain. Sabhi devgana chintit hain, Chitraguptji ne abhee apna dataentry department outsource karane ka socha hain, Indradev ko to sirf apani Apsaraonki padi hain.

Jabse Bangalore me call centre phailne lage hain tabse yeh haal hain, Chitragupt ka department ek hi companyne ootha liya. Saari Apsarayen HR ki job leke baithgayi (Pehleto yeh bath phailgayi thi ki unhone milke Banaglore me pub khola hain). Wohi haal mere department ka abhi hain. Sabhi security wale Nepal bhag gaye (suna hain wahan Gurakhoki kami khal rahi hain).

Main yahan Itne dinose hun kabhi Gabbar se mulakat nahi huyi, pehle-pehel maine use bahut dhunda. Swarg aur Nark ke log comman mess me khana khate hain, maine Gabbar ko wahan bahut dhunda lekin kabhi mila nahin. Thakurse jab pucha to woh bola ki Gabbar abhi dadhi banake ghumta hain. Par aaj jab main mail check kar raha to dekha ki Gabbarka mail. Swarga me vacancy dekhake Gabbar shift marna chhat hain, aur usne muze resume bheja hain, Gbbar ka http://www.naukari.com, http://www.jobsahead.com me resume reject ho gaya. http://www.monster.com aur http://www.hotjobs.com accept ho gaya. Lekin hum kisi site se resume nahin uthate. Yahan to employee referral se chalata hain. Yahan bhi security ki kama thi, issi liye aakhir main Gabbar ka resume forward kiya. Dekhte hain aage aage hota hain kya.

swargiy_jai @ 2004-11-19T22:53:00

2004-11-19T17:30:33Z

Aishwariya Rai tisri ladki hain jo Radha,P ke sath mere dil ko apana ghar banake baithi hain. Ab tum kahoge kya tera dil koi "Dharamshala" hain, aur ispe mera koi jawab nahin hain ..